Bo Burnham Quotes

Well, man, you know what they say."No, I don't. I don't know what they say. I don't even know who th...

Forever and an InstantForever and an instant met up one day,had a short but lovely talk,then each we...

I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous pe...

In high school, I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say...

There's a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that's a bit blurred in my mind.

The problem for us, as viewers, is that we want famous people who are passionate about the things th...

Sully suffers from a stutter,simple syllables will clutter,stalling speeches up on beacheslike a sun...

9 likes Like Facebook_icon“Read this to yourself. Read it silently.Don't move your lips. Don't make ...

MmmmmmI like that thing you do with your tongue. What do you call it? Speaking? Yeah, I dig it

I put a chameleon on a red dildo... He blushed

I love you just the way you arebut you don't see you like I do.You shouldn't try so hard to be perfe...

Hanged"I hung myself today. Hanged? Whatever,the point is I hanged myself today and I’m stillhanging...

At once I feel that comedy is this amazing sort of transcendent thing, and I'm also open to the fact...

Read this to yourself. Read it silently.Don't move your lips. Don't make a sound. Listen to yourself...

I was definitely not the kid that just wanted to be famous for no reason whatsoever and then happene...

I think it would collapse my heart if I was super famous. I don't have the nerve for it, I'm too anx...

Cup of JoeThere's nothing like a cup of joe,when the morning's grey and grim and slow,when the stree...